- Always read your BOSS’s email first. Always.
- Invest in one good handbag (here’s a good one) instead of 5 knock-offs. (Mean girls will take you down and you won’t know why.)
- The biggest flowers in the office go the receptionist. If you get a big bouquet, next time make sure that the receptionist gets an EVEN bigger one than you did.
- Keep your medication IN your desk NOT on your desk at work.
- Never fling your card across the table.
- Do not underestimate the power of saying “Thank You.”
- When everything matters, nothing matters.
- The fat lady actually doesn’t show up to tell you it’s over. The End.
A version of this post originally appeared on Rocks Are Hard.